MUD WRESTLING

Grrrrrr...I imagine the conversation went something like this...

SCOUT: Hey Nigel, Mom sure is busy today.

NIGEL: Yes indeed, baby sister. Gotta make everything shipshape for the real-estate appraiser. With mortgage rates at unprecedented lows, the folks are re-financing to get a lower rate. Lower interest, smaller payment, more treats!
                                     
SCOUT: Cool! Let's dig a hole and mud wrestle.

NIGEL: Kay!

Those paws are not coming in this house, you monkeys!!