I FOUND SANTA: CHRISTMAS IN JULY

I found Santa Claus. You probably thought he was puttering around the North Pole, updating the naughty/nice list, and fretting about the polar ice cap. Au contraire, blog friends. He is, actually, working a flea market in Harper's Ferry, West Virginia, carrying a deadly weapon, sporting tattoos, and driving a Chevy. So many illusions shattered...

XO and Merry Christmas. In July.